Doctroid's Page of Scientific Mysteries

I'm a little worried about this product description (emphasis mine):

This is the original tacky glue, a white glue, dries clear & flexible, crafts, hobbies and houshold repairs, not for washable fabrics, great for kids...

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Speaking of "Firefly", I tried using that line, "Were I not married, I would take you in a manly fashion" the other day.

It didn't go over all that well.

Maybe I should've used it on someone other than my wife.

From a recent email from Francis Mbote, a top Management Official of ROYAL FINANCE AND TRUST BANK in Cotonou, Benin Republic:

Efforts had been made by the management of my bank through the Australian Embassy to contact any of the deceased children but to no avail.

I can't say I'm surprised.

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Inside of a dog's genome, it's too dark to see!

Rest absurd

Art irritates life

But what if I don't want my satisfaction replaced?

"Know thyself", the sages say, and surely there's no more effective way to acquaint yourself with what's deep inside than catching a GI bug.

I'm glad I don't have to live inside myself. Yuk.